Speaking on behalf of all husbands (and who better to do so than I?), and as part of my ongoing effort to bridge the gap between the sexes (you may recall my inside scoop on Men’s Rooms in the Wry Bread story, “Rest Room Break”) I now reveal additional information that was previously classified:
No husband, of any age, creed or ethnicity, ever took the following medical advice:
“Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.”
A husband in his right mind would not ask that question, as in his right mind he would be able to reason that his doctor’s answer could be “No.” If not in his right mind, he would never remember to ask the question. I rest my case.
Here’s more advice no husband has ever taken: