Speaking on
behalf of all husbands (and who better to do so than I?), and as part of my
ongoing effort to bridge the gap between the sexes (you may recall my inside
scoop on Men’s Rooms in the Wry Bread
story, “Rest Room Break”) I now reveal additional information that was previously
classified:
No husband,
of any age, creed or ethnicity, ever took the following medical advice:
“Ask your
doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.”
A husband in
his right mind would not ask that question, as in his right mind he would be
able to reason that his doctor’s answer could be “No.” If not in his right
mind, he would never remember to ask the question. I rest my case.
Here’s more advice
no husband has ever taken:
